Must Love Dogs

I had a bit of an “accident” this morning. One of my dogs, a 70 pound Black Lab, took off running through the neighbors’ yards as I was walking her. She dragged me through a couple of yards at about 100 miles per hour, up and down some very steep terrain, until my legs gave out and I fell forward. It was like sliding into home plate, only there was no cheering as I came to a screeching halt. I got up, dusted off, assessed the damage (a sprained elbow, injured shoulder, and two busted kneecaps), and then looked for Molly. She was chatting it up with two neighbor dogs.

When I finally made my way to her, she refused to go back home. I was forced to try to carry her, which didn’t go well at all. My already aching muscles just couldn’t handle the load. I carried her for a few steps, put her down, and then she ran right back to those dogs, dragging me with her. This continued for 30 minutes! I needed help, and there was no one around to get it from. I have never been so relieved as I was when I finally got her back to the house.

My clothes were stained with mud and grass. My body ached like you wouldn’t believe. And I was late for work. Not only that, but Molly was supposed to have a vet appointment this morning. I should have already dropped her off by that time. I called to reschedule the appointment, changed clothes, and then headed to work.

I am completely exhausted, and it’s only 10:26 AM!

This brings me to another requirement for my boyfriend. He must love dogs. He must be able and willing to brave long, dangerous walks with Molly and Cruella. I just don’t think I’m capable of doing this for much longer.

Boyfriend, are you out there? I need some help here!

It's Raining Men!

For some reason, men are just coming out of the woodwork. I’ve gotten hit on more in the past two weeks than in the past two years! At first I thought it was due to the 8 pounds I’ve lost. My waist is a little smaller, and the boobs look even larger, not that I’ve ever been lacking in that area anyway.

I went to Wal-Mart last night to pick up a few necessities for the new house. While I was there, I got hit on by two different men! Am I suddenly giving off an abundance of sex pheromones? If so, I should market this stuff for the many underprivileged females out there. I’m all about giving back to the community.

Upon careful thought, I think it’s the improved self-esteem that is attracting these guys. I walk a little straighter, hold my head a little higher, wiggle my…

*light bulb*

Oh wait. Now I get it!

No matter what the reason for this sudden burst of male interest, I’m not complaining. In fact, I think I’ll rent a booth in the Wal-Mart lobby and set up a recruitment office - unless, of course, my current interviewee accepts the boyfriend position. Perhaps I should reiterate the benefits of doing so. Somebody give that boy a brochure!

First Boyfriend Application Received!

I posted my Boyfriend Application in November 2005, and since that time, I’ve gotten lots of laughs and a few emails and comments. But not a single completed application until just a few days ago! And what an impressive application it is!

The candidate has been going through a rigorous interview process, and he has passed each stage with flying colors! I called to check references, ordered a background check, and even “googled” him. I haven’t found a single thing that disqualifies him for the position. In fact, I think he’s more qualified than anyone I’ve ever met! I am so impressed that I may have to take down the “Now Hiring” sign soon!

The candidate’s identity will remain anonymous until he decides to reveal himself. Next order of business: Get this guy to do a guest post about his experience!

The Perfect Guy

When I promised that my next post would detail what I’m looking for in a boyfriend, I didn’t realize how difficult it would be to put it all into words. I’ve done a lot of thinking and taken a lot of notes. Here’s a detailed description of my perfect guy. I realize that there’s probably not a man alive who embodies all of these qualities, but I’m hoping to find someone who embodies most.

He is a non-smoker, or at least willing to quit smoking. He does not partake in any illegal substances. I may seem like a prude, but I’m looking for someone who will be around for the long haul – not pushing up daisies at age 50 due to one too many cigarettes.

He doesn’t have children. It’s not that I dislike children. I just haven’t spent much time around them, and I haven’t learned to relate to them. Relationships are very difficult as it is. When you’re spending your time with a new boyfriend AND his child, it’s even harder. Furthermore, at this point in time, I don’t want children of my own. That may change down the road, but considering that I’m almost 35 now, it may not.

He is intelligent, ambitious, and interested in technology - a bit of a geek, if you will. I spend a considerable amount of time in front of my computer. I surf, chat, and blog. And if I could do all that for a living, I’d be in Heaven! I want a guy who can relate. A fellow blogger would be ideal.

Common interests are important. In addition to blogging, I enjoy movies, music, baseball, board games, and theatre. Differing interests are just as critical. I love to learn new things and expand my horizons. A guy who can bring exciting, new interests to the table would be very welcome!

I am a very caring, loyal woman. And as such, it is important for me to find a man with those same qualities. My last boyfriend decided, after 10 months together, that he didn’t want to be in a relationship. If you don’t want to be in a relationship, don’t ask me out. I put an incredible effort into my relationships, and I want a man who will take things just as seriously. I want to feel loved. I want to feel special. I want someone who is willing to devote both time and energy to make our relationship the best that it can possibly be.

My ideal guy is fun-loving, young at heart, and has a great sense of humor. Nothing attracts me to a guy more than humor! I love to laugh. He is also romantic, able and willing to communicate about important relationship issues, and he smiles often. He values stability, has little or no drama in his life, and most importantly, he understands me.

Naturally, I prefer a local guy, but I am willing to tackle a long distance relationship as long as the guy takes it just as seriously as I do. The efforts have to be 50/50. I am willing to travel, but he must also be willing and able to do so.

I know that seems like a very long, and probably impossible, list of criteria, but hey – I’m describing my perfect guy here. Sometimes you just have to be picky!

Loving With Reckless Abandon

Due to recent developments, I have decided to bring this blog out of retirement.

I did indeed find a boyfriend last year, by way of my other blog. We had been friends for nine months before deciding to meet in person. We began dating in May 2006, and I was very hopeful about where things would go. In March 2007, the relationship did go somewhere - straight to hell in a handbasket! I got dumped! Yes, you read that correctly. The dumper became the dumped. I guess it was bound to happen eventually.

I did learn something very valuable from that relationship. I learned that I am capable of loving with reckless abandon. I want to love that way again. And more importantly, I want to be loved that same way.

I've done a lot of thinking about life and love over the last few weeks. Like anybody else, failed relationships make me feel like crap. But it is those same failed relationships that have shown me what I want and don't want in a future relationship. At least something productive came of them.

My next post will focus specifically on what I am looking for in a boyfriend. I have high hopes that one day, I'll find my special someone - the guy who will love me with reckless abandon.

Is There a Match Out There Somewhere?

I've decided to give Match.com another try. You can check out my profile here.

Better Luck Next Time!

Yours truly is on the market again. I spent a brief period of time (5 or 6 weeks) dating a guy I met at a live band show. We wanted very different things out of life, thus the relationship didn't work out.